I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
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Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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