Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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