Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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