He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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