"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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