Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
its liver damage thursday
the raccoons are back...
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