My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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