So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
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just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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