So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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