Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
third nipple confirmed
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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