I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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