i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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