can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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