i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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