So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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