I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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