The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I looked at my own cervix.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I can't turn off my feet"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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