That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
do nipples grow back?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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