your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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