So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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