Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I love you. Go after that dick
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