new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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