Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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