I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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