At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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