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The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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