he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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