dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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