Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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