I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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