A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Semen is not good for contacts.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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