i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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