Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
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Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We left the knife in your bed.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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