She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
love makes seman taste better
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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