HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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