how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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