i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
whose parrot is this?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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