I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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