i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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