No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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