Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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