Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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