Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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