i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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