I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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