just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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