please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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