oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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