I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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I can't put those talents on a resume
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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