we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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