Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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