His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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