Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I think people are normalizing furries
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Randomize