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(434): View more from Virginia

Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.

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(916): View more from California

this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.

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(281): View more from Texas

I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!

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(518): View more from New York

you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?

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(303): View more from Colorado

Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.

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(647): View more from Ontario

So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.

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(972): View more from Texas

So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.

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