Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
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