no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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