I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
wanna go halves on a baby?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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